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[ohhmrburnsides]

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[scholiast]

I guess??

Sorry, I know I'm being a real stooge, I just wanted to check on you.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Oh jeez, are you worried about me? I'm fine, swearsies.

[scholiast]

Little bit.

I mean
Never mind. It's none of my business. (Boys.)

[ohhmrburnsides]

Naw, it's cool. But you don't need to worry about me. It's not a big deal. Doesn't mean anything.

[scholiast]

Ohhhh kay.

(She doesn't want to watch this happen again to either of them, that's all.)

Okay, I'm done being the helicopter parent for real: what are you doing later this week and would you like to meet Beverly?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Just work and YES I WOULD LOVE TO. How serious is it?? Gimme the deets!

[scholiast]

Excellent. I'm going to try and organise something with Lup too.

What does that even mean??

[ohhmrburnsides]

You and Beverly! How's it going? I wanna know!!!!!

[scholiast]

Um, really well. I think.

Magnus I like her so much, help

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Unseen by Lucretia: Magnus doing a fist-pump into the air.]

YESSS
But also what does that mean? Is it moving quickly? Are you taking it slow?
Are you taking it too slow?

[scholiast]

Stopppp I don't know

I still need to talk to her about what we're DOING exactly and
God Magnus I haven't even told her about the future and now she thinks I'm a good person

[ohhmrburnsides]

Whoa
What?
Lucretia, you're a good person.

[scholiast]

Uh huh.

It's cool, I know I have to talk about it eventually, so.

[ohhmrburnsides]

[sigh]

You are. I mean it.
It'll be fine. I promise.

[scholiast]

(Okay, time to stop being such a downer, self!)

Sorry, it's just... complicated. (soooo very much so) But thank you. I'm sure it will be fine.

It'll be good to hang out with the lot of you again. I noticed Lup's been trying to reunite us all through weed.

[ohhmrburnsides]

[magnus giggles when he reads that because he's an idiot.]

Yeah you need to come get high with us again. Is that something Beverly's into?

[scholiast]

You're ridiculous. (She sends, because she KNOWS he laughed at that, she's got a sixth sense for it.)

I would love that, honestly.

And uhhhh I don't know! She is kind of a doctor, so maybe not?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Oh
Uh
Well that's okay, she can still hang with us.
And I can arrange some recreational time soon for sure. 👍☘️

[scholiast]

Good grief. DW, I'll ask her about it

(That'll be a weird conversation.)

Lup brought edibles the other day and I haven't been that high in ages. She continues to be a life saver.

[ohhmrburnsides]

No I mean it!! Like I totally get it, some people don't do weed. That's cool!
tho it would be cool if she does
js

Lup's edibles are the beeeeeest. We don't deserve her.

[scholiast]

Haha, yeah. If only so we could all hang out together and be chill about it for once.

(Maybe even Taako could be there and they might not fight, can you imagine??)

I know. I owe her my entire life Magnus, I feel like I've been so stressed lately. Though,
it seems like a lot of people have been stressed too, so perhaps it's something in the water rather than me casually losing my mind.

[ohhmrburnsides]

idk, I've mostly been fine I think?

[he hasn't had to think about anything other than sex and weed for the past month and some change he's doin' fine]

But I do think something is going around. I know a lot of stressed out people. But I know a good remedy for that I think.

[it's weed]

[scholiast]

(What a life.)

Don't say weed.

But also I agree with you. It might make the ghosts a little easier to deal with now that I think about it.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Yeah it was weed.

How bad are the ghosts in your neck of the woods? Are you being haunted?

[Surely they ask each other weird-ass questions like this as if it's totally regular all the time. Riverview shenanigans probably rank low on the list of Weird Shit They've Experienced In The Past Century.]

[scholiast]

(Right? As weird as this all is, Lucretia is sure they've experienced something vaguely similar that she isn't remembering.)

I am. Are you? Are they
Have any spoken to you? Mine don't talk, they just float around and watch me.