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[ohhmrburnsides]

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@chronicler @fromtv @lightemup @ciscodelamancha @d.va @edward.elric @b.zethir @b.crusher @p.carter @d.pavus

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text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

(Oh, boy, this feels strange. Taako had given her Magnus' contact information on the off chance that she'd need it, and Lucretia has been staring at a new message addressed to him for ten minutes now, wondering whether she should go into this being completely transparent or if she should try to start from scratch.

Eventually, she just sends something pretty neutral, careful.)

Hi Magnus. I'm a friend of Taako's– I'm not sure if he mentioned me or not? My name is Lucretia. I just thought I'd introduce myself, if you don't mind.

[ohhmrburnsides]

I don't mind at all! It's nice to meet you. I think Taako mentioned your name in a text message once? I guess you're roommates?

[spellslots]

Yo Maggie I need an expert opinion

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Is this a dog?

[ohhmrburnsides]

It's the weirdest looking dog I've ever seen but I love him.

text @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

Hey Maggie

[She definitely almost called him something jokingly horrible and fond, but she has to reign herself in.]

I made some stuff for the bakery today

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Which one's your fave?

[ohhmrburnsides]

OMG OMG OMG

I think the fluffy brown one. But I want all of them.

text; august 31

[spellslots]

[He'd wavered other whether to send a text or call, but he decides that a text gives Magnus time to decide how he wants to reply.]

Hey, my fella, I think we owe you an explanation for a lotta shit, if you're ready to hear it?

[It's an offer, not a request.]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Magnus has no clue where this conversation is gonna go. There's an obvious pause before he texts back, with a response as neutral as he can manage.]

Sure. What's up?

video @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

Hi Maggie. I heard Luce and Taako freaked you out a bit.

Are you okay?

text

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Magnus does not respond to the video request. He feels kinda bad about it.

The next day, he sends a text.]

Hey, Lup. Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday. I'm doing alright.

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

hey magnus
look who i met today

[ And Cisco sends along a picture of a rather boisterous husky puppy he'd seen in the park while he was eating lunch. This isn't the first time he's texted Magnus pictures of random dogs he sees around town, because he's just awesome like that. ]

also i feel like i should probs mention that taako told me you drank the voidfish goo

[ Taako had also said the things Magnus had remembered might mess him up a bit, so Cisco is definitely low-grade checking in to see how Magnus is doing. ]

[ohhmrburnsides]

TELL HER I LOVE HER.

[Which is something Magnus says about every dog picture that Cisco sends his way.]

Yeah, that happened. That was fun.
And that was sarcasm, which I realize doesn't send well through text. It was not fun at all.

@ciscodelamancha | text

[franciscoramon]

[ Oh no oh shit oh fuck this is Bad ]

are you there?

[ The text comes at around 11 in the morning and Cisco paces in his room, chewing on a thumbnail, waiting for Magnus to answer. ]

[ohhmrburnsides]

Yeah man, just out huntin' shrooms! What's up?

[Huntin' shrooms by himself. About to enter a scary dark cave, nbd.]

action

[umbrastaff]

[She might have told Lucretia all nice over text, but Magnus? Magus gets the spooky hello via a certain ghost girl sneaking up on him whenever he comes to the Taaco house next.

Going all fire skeletal on him, she moves to whisper in his ear from behind.]

LUP.

[ohhmrburnsides]

[He's only four steps into the house when Lup spooks him. He shrieks and clutches his chest afterward, catching his breath with a laugh.]

Okay, yeah, I deserve that. That was—

[When he turns to look at Lup he stiffens a little—no shriek this time, but he's pretty startled.]

Whoa whoa whoa Lup what happened?

text

[scholiast]

Hey bud, I heard about you and Taako.

Youuuuuuuuuuu wanna walk me through why this is happening again?

(It's not like she isn't happy for him, she's just WORRYING. It how she be.)

[ohhmrburnsides]

why what's happening again

action; mid october

[spellslots]

[This is... overdue, but Taako's been dreading it for a while and that means putting it off, making up excuses, but he's finally reached the point where he knows he really has to talk to Magnus. So - here is it.

It's been a chill day so far, and Taako is reading on the couch when Magnus walks in. Taako sets his magazine down and pats the space on the couch beside him.]

C'mere, my man, I got an update from Taako central that you oughta hear.

[He figures that's casual enough to not cause any anxiety.]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Magnus's usual post-workday beeline to the fridge is interrupted by Taako’s invitation to join him on the couch. It seems a bit… misplaced? But it’s funny. Mangus laughs lightly as he takes a seat.]

What’s up, my dude?

[He quirks an eyebrow, curious, unable to gauge what Taako’s about to break to him.]

Text; thunderer

[worldsaway]

I'm calling in my favour.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Dang, that was quick. What's up, my dude?

text @d.va

[bunnyhopped]

[ Someone is bored while waiting to be able to go home after debriefing from her patrol with the Perimeter Guard and her name is Hana Song. So hey, Maggie, enjoy a selfie taken while lying down on top of her mech and blowing on some bubblegum, an exaggerated, bored expression on her face. ]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Oh! A surprise Hana! And she's cute!

Well, she's always cute, but technology newbie Magnus doesn't know how to deal with a cute selfie. What does it mean? Is sending pictures a thing people do?]

lookin' good!

[Is this a proper response?????]

sup, girl?

video @lightemup

[umbrastaff]

Hi shithead, I have something for you.

[She holds up a dog jacket to the camera.]

Think it will fit your poke-guy?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Okay, first of all—

[He can't get a retort in to defend himself against shithead before he sees the dog jacket and immediately brings his free hand to his face.]

Oh my god. Oh my god. I hope so! I love it! Oh my god. Where are you?

text; un: d.pavus

[tevinteraltus]

[Magnus can thank Cisco for Dorian even knowing exactly how to find him on the network and send him a text.]

Good afternoon, Magnus. I'm not certain whether or not you've noticed the formal ball being held by our lovely governors, but be that as it may, I was wondering if you may be interested in attending.
Together, that is. Or concurrent, at the very least.
I trust you're capable of formal attire.
That was unworthy. Forgive me.
I won't be hurt if you choose to decline.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Hey, haven't seen you in a minute! I kinda knew about it but I didn't have any plans.
...But I guess if you're asking me to go with you, then I do now. ;)
I know I don't seem like a fancy dress kind of guy, but I can clean up.

text; scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

hi what the fuck you're only 20??

like that's your whole age? 20 years???

[ohhmrburnsides]

oh shit it's been a while since i've updated that thing lmao. uh, plus a hundred? except the extra hundred years is kind of cheating if you think about it, so... yeah, 20.

at least i think it was 20. maybe like 22...

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

Hi I need your help with something, it's very important.

I'm trying to find pictures of dogs to represent everybody in the IPRE and so far I have Lup and Taako and you, but I need help for the rest.

[ohhmrburnsides]

FIRST OF ALL,

merle.jpg

text; @chronicler

[scholiast]

why.mp4

[ohhmrburnsides]

why what