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[ohhmrburnsides]

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Comments

[ohhmrburnsides]

It's the weirdest looking dog I've ever seen but I love him.

[spellslots]

There's a lotta weird animals in this place.

So far this dude has not tried to eat me, which is a plus, for sure.

[ohhmrburnsides]

I wanna say this little dude is trustworthy but you can never be sure in the wild. He might have a stomach of holding that could swallow you whole.

[spellslots]

[WHY IS IT ALWAYS A VORE THING]

If I get swallowed whole by this thing you better stage a fucking rescue. I'm only getting close cause I'm taking photos.

[At which point he sends a couple more pictures of the dog-thing, as it seems to be snuffling around Taako's ankles.]

[ohhmrburnsides]

[it must always be a vore thing.]

AWW IT'S SO CUTE

If it eats you I'll try to rescue you, but it's so cute I don't know if I could bear to harm it. Sorry, Taako.

[spellslots]

I'm just gonna point out that if I'm living my new life inside this thing's stomach, you won't be getting any more home cooked meals.

Consider that one before you make any decisions about rescues.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Shit, you're right. Okay, you can count on me to bail you out! Just be sure to text me if it does eat you. I assume you'll be able to do that.

[spellslots]

Smart choice.

I mean, I am also a very powerful wizard, I can just reach you that way if I gotta.

[ohhmrburnsides]

So how is your research going? I think Sparky is a good name for him.

[spellslots]

We're using the term research pretty loosely here.

Not Fluffy? He looks kinda like a Fluffy to me.

[ohhmrburnsides]

It's an ironic name. If we find an electric animal we can name it Fluffy. Oh that reminds me I learned what Pokemon are and I need one, could you help me out with that?

[spellslots]

Good point, I like it.

Those are the weird animals you put in the balls, right?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Yeah, in a ball of holding. But I guess they're made just for pokemon or something? Anyway I need one.

[spellslots]

[Taako laughs to himself at that 'ball of holding' comment.]

I know a couple people who got theirs out in the forest so like, whenever you want we could go out and have a poke around?

[did he just...

yes he did]

[ohhmrburnsides]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Also, nice.

[spellslots]

I know Letha's got some food for her... whatever the fuck it was called. I'll bring that along.

How's tomorrow looking for ya?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Tomorrow's great! Just let me know when and where!

[spellslots]

You got it, pumpkin :)