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[ohhmrburnsides]

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[ohhmrburnsides]

Okay, first of all—

[He can't get a retort in to defend himself against shithead before he sees the dog jacket and immediately brings his free hand to his face.]

Oh my god. Oh my god. I hope so! I love it! Oh my god. Where are you?

[umbrastaff]

[Perfect, he's totally excited. Just what she hoped!]

On my way home!

[ohhmrburnsides]

Great! Because we need to try it on him immediately. Hurry!

[umbrastaff]

Hurrying!

[In fact, she teleports - she can't wait to see his face, after all.]

Maggie! Here, you gotta try it on... [She has already unbuttoned it. Time is of the essence!]

[ohhmrburnsides]

Be right back!

[He rushes into his bedroom, and sounds of rummaging ensue. Magnus, clean your room. Eventually he reemerges with a Pokeball and lets a Teddiursa out.]

Sup, Jonathan!

[When he emerges, Jonathan the Teddiursa (nice name, Mags) yawns and rubs at his eyes.]

Aw, were you sleepin', buddy? We got a present for you!

[umbrastaff]

[ For all her love of animals, Lup preferred to not be responsible for a pet - but that didn't mean she couldn't get her kicks from other people's creatures.

She makes a soft gasp as the Teddiursa comes out. ]

Oh no, Magnus, he's too cute! If we put the dog jacket on he might become lethally so!

[ohhmrburnsides]

Lup, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[Magnus lifts up his bear and holds him like a baby. Jonathan is used to it; he's just about baby-sized. Then, Magnus holds him out so that his back is facing Lup.]

Quick, put it on, put it on!

[umbrastaff]

[She gently pets the little bear and then carefully puts the jacket on him. She's trying so hard to not laugh as she does. and then steps back so the can watch their creation of cute.]

Nope, this level of adorable is not allowed.

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Magnus sets his boy on the coffee table so both he and Lup can enjoy this sight. He laughs through his nose, and then, after a few moments of this, he brings a hand to his face to cover up his mouth.

He's crying just a little bit.

He moves his hand from his mouth only to say,] Lup, I'm gonna die.

[umbrastaff]

Maggie, this is fucking illegal.

[She's trying to not laugh because damn it is so cute, and she doesn't show this side of herself too often.]

You gotta take pictures so you can show everyone. It's gonna be the best weapon, stunning everyone into 'aww's.

[ohhmrburnsides]

[Magnus nods in agreement. This is fucking illegal. When Lup mentions pictures, he jolts up.]

Shit, you're right!

[Frantically, he starts feeling around over all of his pockets, then remembers—he'd set his phone down when he ran to get the Pokeball. ... So he runs back into his room and repeats the earlier scenario, shuffling noises included, and reemerges with his phone to get some Choice Pix.

As he's taking photos of his bear, he says,] Lup, you're a genius and I love you.

[umbrastaff]

Of course I am.

[Lup says, preening a bit as she watches Magnus take a billion pictures of the small and probably confused pokémon.]

I bet people will just die from cute if you show them these photos. You could get away with anything.

[ohhmrburnsides]

Yeah, these pics are pretty deadly.

[He scrolls through his phone as he says this, proud of his work. Then, he picks his lil' bear back up again in one arm while he shows some of the photos to Lup.]

I think I'm gonna get these framed.

[umbrastaff]

[She looks through the pictures with him, pointing out a few favorites.]

You gonna carry them in your pocket and shove them in people's faces?

[Lup smiles and ruffles one of his precious 'burns before she looks at Jonathan (geez, Magnus).]

Do you like it, little guy?